Dude, you are f*cking crazy… !


Just too funny… I tell ya…. Below is an uncensored discussion I had recently with some guy who calls himself “Bob” whom contacted us over at DomainMassDevelopment.com and I had the misfortune of wasting my time in trying to make sense of things. This idiot apparently already knows everything and learned it all within just a couple of month’s. It’s too good to miss out on. Enjoy!

On 2/10/2010 Bob writes:

If I understand the theory of this correct it is that keywords which get high search volume, but in the form of a domain are much easier to get top rankings in the search engines fast?? And is it done by directly submitting that domain to the search engine directories, or by writing and submitting articles with that domain in the article?

Must your website have a ton of content and backlinks on it?? Because I don’t know how to word things like sales letters or websites, don’t have any good copyright or editorial skills, and the only content I’d know how to put on my site is an article along with my adsense code in the hopes that it would rank high and get clicks.
I have

SEASONSMALLVILLE.COM
SEASONONETREEHILL.COM
GOGGLESMAIL.COM
EPISODESSHOW.COM
EPISODESHOW.COM

which get over 500k to 1 million monthly searches. Or what about a typo like goggle.com?? I registered all my domains in the hope that they would get typo traffic. But are you telling me that in addition since they are highly searched keywords I can get a quick top level ranking to google??

Hi Bob,

We do not develop typos or potential trademark infringing domains.

how is episodeshow.com a trademark since that is a generic name which could refer to any show? that domain keyword alone gets well over 500,000 visitors a month. So is there a better chance to get a top google listing with that domain then with some randon domain like bipoper.com?

The keywords in that domain are reversed.

We also don’t develop domains that are too generic either. It is hard to tie them up to one thing.

https://adwords.google.com/select/KeywordToolExternal

Under match type select “exact” when you are looking up keywords next time.

Broad match is mostly irrelevant. Exact match is what matters most.

ok thanks I was not aware I was using googles keyword tool incorrect by not choosing broad match. So are you looking for domains like candy.com or sexyhalloweencostumes.com which get natural type-in traffic? Because if a domain does not get traffic by means of a typo or natural type in traffic I don’t understand how they would could possibly get easier top rankings in the search engines?

And do you offer any type of program or system for someone like myself which is just starting out with domaining? Can you help me to make atleast $100 a day within the next month with domaining?

We have developed all kinds of domains, but mostly they have to be 1, 2 or maximum 3 keywords and preferably com/net/org.

They are easier to rank over the long run. We like to keep it nice and simple.

If you are just starting out in this business and want to find good domain investments, sign-up for www.domainstryker.com and browse the daily lists.

On 5/19/2010 Bob writes:

hello,

I registered the keyword rich domains generatorsportable.net and generatorsportable.org about 1 month ago. As you see this keyword gets over 12,000 searches a month for exact match. I am to lazy and also disabled to learn or bother with putting up content or to use one of those mini site builder softwares. So I would like to know if you can put up a content rich site on generators, an affiliate program of some kind, along with my adsense included which will get ranked to the very top of google quickly for that keyword?

Thanks

Yes, we can do it without a problem but we do not do single site orders.

Our specialty is domain mass development.

Minimum is $500+ order or 5 sites minimum.

If you have some domains you’d like for me to take a look at, send them over my way.

Well yes I can do the research tomorrow and register 4 more keyword rich domains so that I have 5 total. But I want to know if I then pay you the $500 that you will guarantee those results of the 5 keyword rich domains will rank and stay at the top of google? And in how long?

Thanks

No, I cannot guarantee you that. Nobody can actually as far as SEO people go.

The only sure way to have your sites listed on Google each and every time is to buy PPC (pay per click ads) for $1 or $2 or whatever the keywords costs.

What we do is development. We provide a “one time service for a one time fee” at $99/site.

You can expect your sites to look similar to what we did with www.whey.com www.hockeyjerseys.com www.carmats.com www.abtoners.com etc…

And this is exactly why I don’t want to waste my time trying to learn or do it myself! None of the example sites you mentioned are ranked in the top, not even abtoners.com which has the least search volume and competition. Why? Not very convincing to pay $500 for either.

The guy sellingĀ  the AtmNitches course claims to be an expert on ranking keyword domains, and that with his piece of software my sites will rank. He’s selling his course for like $4,000 + a % of all the profits from everyone.

I realize that you cannot control google, but there are SEO companies which are willing to guarantee you that if they don’t rank your money will be refunded. And right now my project http://www.freelancer.com/projects/SEO-Link-Building/Seo-Expert-Needed.673227.html on freelancer has 55 bids.

Many are willing to work under my conditions of $2,000 deposited into escrow.com which will only be released when I’m getting 2,000 visitors a day from the search engines.

Thanks

Those sites were launched as Amazon powered associate stores few weeks ago and are in very competitive niches.

Once again, you have to be realistic that for $100 or even a few thousand bucks, you are not going to get the world.

Good luck with your sites.

— END —

This is the type of nutjobs that I have to deal with quite often actually… But man, when I looked at his Freelancer.com project I almost shitted + pissed on myself simultaneously :D

Title: Seo Expert Needed!
Budget: $1500-3000

Description:

“Hello,

My pay rate is $2,000 for the first site, and $2,000 for each additional site if you do a good job with the first one. For $2,000 I need an SEO expert which can guarantee me at the very least 2,000 website visitors a day by the ending of a 30 day period all organic traffic from US search engines. The sites must stay at the top and the base keyword is forex signals. From that it’s your job and you must generate the 1,000s relevant keyword pages which get indexed and stay at the top of google. I know it is possible because I’ve seen many examples of backdoor generator and back link comment posting software which generated thousand 60,000+ keyword rich pages and was able to get sites indexed with mass traffic in just days. In addition I have seen bids from many gold established freelancers on here which were using such a strategy who were able and willing to guarantee they could deliver 2,000 – 5,000 visitors a day from the search engines within 30 days. Most so called SEO experts cannot bring you 1,000s of visitors fast and will take your money. So my payment terms are through escrow.com only, and the payment will be released after results when the job is done right. If you do well on the first site I will pay you $10,000 a month to also get the same results for 5 other sites.

Thanks”

Yes there are over 50 bids currently on this so called SEO project but they are mostly from Indian’s who have no clue what they are doing I bet ya… Anyways, good luck to you “Bob” you crazy motherf*cker…. It’s fine, you know, everybody is entitled to their own little dreams and fantasies… Sorry I couldn’t make your dreams’ a reality but I ain’t no magician and not from lala land either. Take your bullshit somewhere else.

So all I gotta say is BEWARE of this guy, he uses a forum nickname/username of jimer013 at various places and his main e-mail address is superfly13@rcn.com

5 comments total

  • haha thanks for the laugh! I deal with similar q’s almost daily so nice to know I am not alone!

  • I have to admit I got a few chuckles while reading this BUT I think you are walking a fine line between being inappropriate and completely tacky.. When you run a business as you do, there comes a time when you have to think before you write whats on your mind. How do you think this reflects on you and your company? If potential clients read this they may think you are going to do the same “outing” to them if they don’t have sites that fit your mold or if they are completely clueless about domain development.

    I know this little rant would be enough to make me not recommend you to anyone I know. “Bob” states that he is disabled, did you ever even take a second to consider that maybe he is developmentally disabled or that he may just be a big dreamer and not have the capacity to understand what he is asking for?

    It is of course your business and you are free at any time to turn down any client you don’t want to work with and you are also free to say anything you want on your site but I would encourage you to spend 10 seconds thinking if what you are about to say will make you sound like an ass before you actually click on the post button next time.

  • @ Jesse

    I did some research on this guy just a few days ago and if you “google” him as well, you will see that he is full of shit and out to rip off people. Playing stupid is just part of his game.

    Some people will go to great length’s to rip others off.. I had somebody manage to do a chargeback after almost 1 year on a domain development project we completed for him successfully last year which he was 110% satisfied with… CRAZY SHIT :)

  • OK, I took your advice and did a little “Google” and well.. I take back some of what I said lol…. youtube has some awesome vids of his to…. one in particular makes me think of the lyrics “I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can…”

    anyhow, yeah.. I kind of see your point now.

  • As a service provider for many many years, I can sniff out the bullshit from the first few e-mails usually… But not always. Anyways, it’s all good. It is what it is.

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